{"id":16531,"date":"2018-09-30T06:36:34","date_gmt":"2018-09-30T20:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.podfeet.com\/blog\/?p=16531"},"modified":"2018-10-02T11:08:07","modified_gmt":"2018-10-02T18:08:07","slug":"fifth-ipad-pro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.podfeet.com\/blog\/2018\/09\/fifth-ipad-pro\/","title":{"rendered":"That Time I Got My FIFTH 12.9&#8243; iPad Pro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-13039\" src=\"https:\/\/www.podfeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/applecare_logo.png\" alt=\"applecare plus logo\" width=\"300\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.podfeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/applecare_logo.png 300w, https:\/\/www.podfeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/applecare_logo-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>You would think that doing one nuke and pave in a week was enough for me, but in an unfortunate miscalculation of timing, I forced the second one on myself.<\/p>\n<p>I bought the 12.9&#8243; iPad Pro the day it came out in November of 2015. At the time, the middle version was 128GB and it was glorious. In June of 2017, before my 2-year AppleCare was up, the iPad stopped recognizing the Smart Keyboard. I wrote up this lovely experience with a blog post entitled <a href=\"https:\/\/www.podfeet.com\/blog\/2017\/06\/4th-ipad-pro\/\">Why I&#8217;m Getting a FOURTH 12.9&#8243; iPad Pro<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Now how did it get to be a fourth? I won&#8217;t go through all of the gory details because it&#8217;s all in that blog post, but basically, the second one very quickly failed to recognize the keyboard (and yes they were replacing the keyboards too.) Then I had a problem where the iPad Pro screen starts going bananas with screen flicker and all kinds of weirdness. Not to be daunted by that, I got another one and that one stopped responding to touch! That was around the time they gave me a dedicated seat at the Table of Sadness.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->The good thing that came out of all of that was that it had been nearly two years, so they no longer had a 128GB model to give me as a replacement. As the models had matured, the 256GB model was actually less than what I had paid for the 128GB original. The genius did the most delightful thing. My little friend Chris said he could take the iPad Pro as a <em>return<\/em>. That meant they&#8217;d give me back all of the money I&#8217;d paid, including the cost of AppleCare, and sell me a new, 256GB model, for $50 less than they&#8217;d refunded me.<\/p>\n<p>I got a brand new iPad Pro and made money. But the important part to that story is that it meant my AppleCare was now extended out to June of 2019. And that&#8217;s where we actually begin this story.<\/p>\n<p>Recently, I&#8217;ve had two major symptoms on the 12.9&#8243; iPad Pro. The first, and actually most annoying, was that really often when I switched apps or went to the home screen, there would be a 5-second delay before the screen would respond to touch. It didn&#8217;t happen all the time and, of course, I couldn&#8217;t reproduce it on the fly, but it was supremely annoying. It would seem to be one of two things: either I needed to do a nuke and pave and not restore from a backup, or it was a hardware problem.<\/p>\n<p>The second problem was that I was starting to get light leak across the bottom of the screen. It looked like a glow coming from the bottom along certain sections. Oddly it was most noticeable on white screens rather than dark. I&#8217;m no Apple designer, but I was pretty darn sure this symptom couldn&#8217;t be a software problem.<\/p>\n<p>Both symptoms had been around for a couple of months but for some reason, I can&#8217;t explain, I chose the same week I planned to do a nuke and pave on my Mac as the week I scheduled a visit to the Table of Sadness to get my iPad replaced.<\/p>\n<p>But the story takes a turn for the positive here. I walked into the Apple Store a couple of minutes before my scheduled appointment (they won&#8217;t register that you&#8217;re there and waiting until 5 minutes before the appointment time). As I walked in, immediately not one but two of the lovely little clipboard people asked to help me. I chose the guy who called me &#8220;Miss&#8221; (I know it&#8217;s vanity at my age but I hate to be called &#8220;M&#8217;am&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>He checked me in and walked me back to the Table of Sadness. Before I could set my tushy down on the little stool, up walked my little friend Rory to help me. Seriously, I&#8217;m talking 45 seconds from when I walked in until I had a genius helping me.<\/p>\n<p>I explained the problem, opened a white web page and said, &#8220;light leak&#8221;. He said, &#8220;Yep.&#8221; He then fiddled around in his device and chatted with someone else to see whether he&#8217;d be required to do a hardware test even though the evidence was so very obvious. The answer came back that he was to simply give me a new 12.9&#8243; iPad Pro. Ok, probably not new, probably refurbished, but like new. My only hope is that I haven&#8217;t gotten back one of MINE in all these replacements!<\/p>\n<p>He inspected my device to make sure it wasn&#8217;t cracked or banged up and then handed me a new iPad and even let me peel the plastic off myself. From the time I walked into the store until I had my new precious in my hot little hands, was about 12 minutes total. Rory and I were having such a good time that we ended up chatting even longer and he begged me for my podcast business card. Or maybe it was that I forced it on him, I&#8217;m not sure. I have to admit, it was the Table of Happiness that day.<\/p>\n<p>When I got home, I realized that it would be foolishness to restore this iPad from its backup, because that delay could have been a software problem. It was time anyway, as I had soooo many apps on the device that I couldn&#8217;t find anything anyway. However, this did mean that I scheduled the paving of not one but two devices in the same week! The iPad won&#8217;t be nearly as much work of course.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"iPhone case broken 1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.podfeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/iphone-case-broken-1.jpg\" alt=\"iPhone case broken 1\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" border=\"0\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"iPhone case broken 2.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.podfeet.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/iphone-case-broken-2.jpg\" alt=\"iPhone case broken 2\" width=\"249\" height=\"161\" border=\"0\" \/>Some of you may think that Apple just treats me nice because I&#8217;m loud on the podcast and social media. Or maybe because I buy so much stuff. But I promise that&#8217;s not what&#8217;s happening. Just last week I went into the Apple Store to get a replacement silicone case because the one I bought less than a year ago had cracked and chunks were falling off of it. They told me there&#8217;s a one year warranty on it, but when they saw it they said they couldn&#8217;t replace it under warranty because it had physical damage!<\/p>\n<p>What the heck else kind of failure would a case have? A software problem? A sticky key? I argued with the guy and then asked for the manager who said the same thing. I was incredulous. I explained to her that I had spent $4600 with Apple &#8230; in the last <em>week<\/em>. (Yeah, don&#8217;t ever buy two iPhones and three watches and Apple Care on them all in the same week.). She sighed and said that <em>just this once<\/em> she&#8217;ll replace it under warranty.<\/p>\n<p>The bottom line is that I got my iPad replaced without argument and they did it really quickly and efficiently, making it the Table of Happiness instead of Sadness. \u00a0In November of 2015, I did pay $949 for that iPad Pro, but the $99 worth of AppleCare has given me five iPads in three years, and I still have nine months left on my AppleCare. Who knows, maybe there&#8217;s a sixth iPad left in my future?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You would think that doing one nuke and pave in a week was enough for me, but in an unfortunate miscalculation of timing, I forced the second one on myself. I bought the 12.9&#8243; iPad Pro the day it came out in November of 2015. 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